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Shai'tan take you | Shai'tan take you | ||
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Light-blinded idiot | Light-blinded idiot | ||
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Dragon-taken | Dragon-taken | ||
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Burn me/you/your eyes/hearts etc | Burn me/you/your eyes/hearts etc | ||
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Light blind you | Light blind you | ||
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Dragon-possessed | Dragon-possessed | ||
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Light consume you | Light consume you | ||
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Mud-footed swineherd | Mud-footed swineherd | ||
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Goat-brained lout | Goat-brained lout | ||
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Light burn you | Light burn you | ||
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Half-wit looby | Half-wit looby | ||
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Woll-headed lummox | Woll-headed lummox | ||
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Haybrain | Haybrain | ||
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Blood and bloody ashes | Blood and bloody ashes | ||
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Wool-brain | Wool-brain | ||
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White-livered son of a goat | White-livered son of a goat | ||
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Shadow take you/your soul | Shadow take you/your soul | ||
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Burn your soul for a craven heart | Burn your soul for a craven heart | ||
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Muscle-bound cretin | Muscle-bound cretin | ||
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Filthy pig-kisser | Filthy pig-kisser | ||
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Bull-goose fool | Bull-goose fool | ||
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Sheep swallop | Sheep swallop | ||
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Wool-brained mule | Wool-brained mule | ||
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Burn my bones to ash | Burn my bones to ash | ||
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Bee-headed lunatic | Bee-headed lunatic | ||
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Goat-kissing fool | Goat-kissing fool | ||
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Lump-eared sack of coal | Lump-eared sack of coal | ||
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Spavined mule | Spavined mule | ||
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Birgitte - Mother's milk in a cup | Birgitte - Mother's milk in a cup | ||
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Sea folk - Cringing sandlappers | Sea folk - Cringing sandlappers | ||
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Forsaken - Bajad drovja, Kjasic flyspeck city | Forsaken - Bajad drovja, Kjasic flyspeck city | ||
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Anyone who doesn't like Rand - Dragon-taken, Dragon-possesses | Anyone who doesn't like Rand - Dragon-taken, Dragon-possesses | ||
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Darkfriends - Light-blinded fool | Darkfriends - Light-blinded fool | ||
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Latest revision as of 01:40, 23 November 2019
Author: Maidelyn F'Koff
Contents
Maidelyn's guide to cursing
Had a bad day? Don't worry! I'll teach you how to swear in any situation you may find yourself in!
Use flaming and bloody as often as you like, interspersed with any selection from the curses below. Don't confine yourself to the exact way the curses are written here, substitute fool for idiot, trolloc-loving for pig-kissing, wool-headed for goat-brained and you'll have an endless supply of curses!
Here are a few examples of how to curse appropriately to the situation :
Spilled your drink in the tavern - Burn me!
Someone else made you spill your drink in the tavern - Light burn you!
Someone else made you spill your drink on your favourite outfit - You goat-kissing idiot!
Someone else made you spill your drink on yourself in front of the Aes Sedai you were trying to impress - You flaming shadow-loving,blood-be-damned trolloc-kissing cretin!
A few curses to be going on with....
Shai'tan take you
Light-blinded idiot
Dragon-taken
Burn me/you/your eyes/hearts etc
Light blind you
Dragon-possessed
Light consume you
Mud-footed swineherd
Goat-brained lout
Light burn you
Half-wit looby
Woll-headed lummox
Haybrain
Blood and bloody ashes
Wool-brain
White-livered son of a goat
Shadow take you/your soul
Burn your soul for a craven heart
Muscle-bound cretin
Filthy pig-kisser
Bull-goose fool
Sheep swallop
Wool-brained mule
Burn my bones to ash
Bee-headed lunatic
Goat-kissing fool
Lump-eared sack of coal
Spavined mule
Pigeon-gutted sheep-stealer
Curses for a specific person/race
Gawyn- Bloody ox of a thimble-brained man
Perrin - Anvil-headed blacksmith
Rand - Wool-headed shepherd / wooden-headed numbskull
Mat - Young oakum picker
Sea folk - Daughter/son of the sands, bilge stone, fish-loving scavenger,
Berelain - Lightskirt, twitchskirt
Curses used by.....
Birgitte - Mother's milk in a cup
Sea folk - Cringing sandlappers
Forsaken - Bajad drovja, Kjasic flyspeck city
Anyone who doesn't like Rand - Dragon-taken, Dragon-possesses
Darkfriends - Light-blinded fool
Now Mat has used too many curses to be listed here but I think the best is - Sheep swallop and bloody buttered onions
My favourite quotes
Mat - "Blood and ashes! Does it have to be that flaming way every flaming time? It was just a bloody itch!"
Uno - "Burn me for a sheep-gutted farmer, but she's flaming well brave enough for a bloody queen!"
Mat - "If the pig-kissing bowl is in the Rahad, how am I supposed to find it on this flaming side of the river?"
Harnan - "...don't care what the flaming fishseller said, you goat-spawned toad, you use your bloody club and don't go accepting flaming challenges just because-"
Mat - "Bloody fool, bloody city, and bloody ta'veran.....bloody everything!"
Mat - Hold your tongue about Aes Sedai, you flaming penny-grubber, or I'll peel you and stuff a whitecloak down your bleeding gullet!"
Mat - "Unhand me you white-livered sons of goats!...Burn your eyes! The shadow take your souls, loose me! I will have your guts for a saddle girth!"