Asha'man (Song)

Author: Willam Cambrae

Parody of Village People's Macho Man

Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be an Asha' Asha'man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Channeling in the mornings, go man go
works out in the Black Tower muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's an Asha'man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Asha', Asha'man (Asha'man)
I've got to be, an Asha'man
Asha', Asha'man
I've got to be an Asha'! Ow....

Asha', Asha'man
I've got to be, an Asha'man
Asha', Asha'man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be an Asha'man!

Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it's so good, my body

You can tell an Asha', he has a wiley walk
his black coats and sword, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his sword, and dragon.
You can best believe that, he's an Asha'man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Asha', Asha'man
I've got to be, an Asha'man
Asha', Asha'man
I've got to be an Asha'man! (all right)

Asha', Asha'man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, an Asha'man
Asha', Asha'man
I've got to be an Asha'man! All Right!

Ugh! Asha'man..baby!
Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,
Body, body, body it's so hot my body,



Every man ought to be a macho macho man,
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's a special person in anybody's land.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (dig the hair on my chest)

Macho, macho man (see my big thick mustache)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (Dig broad shoulders)

Macho, macho man (dig my muscles!)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho!

Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! HEY!