WoT Horoscopes: January 2012

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Author: Taelinn Dolivras


From the desk of an amateur star reader...


The darkest days are upon us, dear readers, and you may find that some of your horoscopes this month are stranger than usual. Perhaps it is due to the simple fact that when it is the darkest, the stars shine the brightest... with ill-contained glee at our strange fates, of course.


Taisham - December 22 to January 18 If you intend on dancing through life, both the stars and I suggest taking some lessons in order to save your partners from crushed toes.


Jumara - January 19 to February 15 Youíve been neglecting fruits and vegetables in favour of sweets lately, and if youíre not careful, the stars will slip a word to your meddling Aunt Bessie and sheíll come down on you like a sack of potatoes... and then make you eat them!


Saban - February 16 to March 15 Your culinary skills are progressing: congratulations! The stars were a little worried when you had difficulties with boiling water, but your perseverance has paid off and we are so happy to see that youíve moved on to making toast!


Aine - March 16 to April 12 All your pacing is wearing down a path in the floorboards. Instead of continuing until you fall through them (which the stars feel would be quite amusing) why not try and face the source of your problems instead of doing something that will cost you a lot to repair?


Adar - April 13 to May 10 That strange noise you keep hearing at night is a cat serenading his fluffy feline friend two doors down. Donít be surprised if the next time you hear it, youíre tempted to join in.


Saven - May 11 to June 7 Your worries about becoming absent-minded in your old age are unfounded. You donít keep losing your keys ñ a magpie keeps stealing them. Try leaving the next set someplace away from an open window.


Amadaine - June 8 to July 6 Youíve been looking rather lonely lately. The next time such a feeling hits, just step outside and look up at the stars and remember that thereís someone out there doing the exact same thing as you, and maybe you wonít feel so alone.


Tammaz - July 7 to August 3 The good-looking stranger who you thought was winking at you in the pub today had something in his eye. Sorry to burst your bubble.


Maigdhal - August 4 to August 31 Still looking for your favourite cloak? Maybe if you actually lift things up to look underneath them instead of standing in the middle of your room, looking around in frustration, youíll find it faster!


Choren - September 1 to September 28 You drank right out of the pitcher this morning when you thought no one was watching! The stars are appalled.


Shaldine - September 29 to October 26 Your secret ambition to be a ninja isnít going to work out, though your form is impeccable, but if you keep practicing, your skills may come in handy. Oh and donít hang your ninja gear outside your window any more: one of your neighbours has their eyes on them.


Nesan - October 27 to November 23 Some of your habits are too horrible to mention, and the stars suggest some kind of intervention before they start finding accidents in your future.


Danu - November 24 to December 21 You have black ink between your... well, letís just say youíre putting forward a united front.