Praise to Oryn Riker

Author: Xavier Wester

Sharp of mind and pure of heart,
Oryn Riker's not an easy one to hurt.
Like a Hawk he flies over message boards,
Dropping feather-like soul-lightening songs!

Let's praise to the King of loudmouths!
Let's praise to the Knight slaying Shadowspawns!
Even evil Spam block can't stop his pace!
And I tell you, I tell you, PRAISE, PRAISE!!!

Gentle with ladies, loyal to friends,
Precious melodies born from his hands.
Master of Word and Master of Sword,
Recruits father, soldiers God!

Let's praise to the King of loudmouths!
Let's praise to the Knight slaying Shadowspawns!
Even evil Spam block can't stop his pace!
And I tell you, I tell you, PRAISE, PRAISE!!!

When you're saddened and looking frown,
His shoulder and smile won't let you down.
But I warn you, don't let beer to get in his sight,
'Cause his stomach is bottomless (really!) Go light!

Let's praise to the King of loudmouths!
Let's praise to the Knight slaying Shadowspawns!
Even evil Spam block can't stop his pace!
And I tell you, I tell you, PRAISE, PRAISE!!!