Roll Your Leg Over

If I were a Green having many a warder,

I'd sample them in alphabetical order.

CHORUS (audience joins in):

Roll your leg over, oh, roll your leg over!

Roll your leg over! It's better that way.

If I were a Brown, both well-read and courageous,

I'd show you how knowledge is most advantageous.

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If I were Yellow, so gifted with Healing,

I'd use it to give you a very good feeling.

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If I were a White with impeccable reason,

I'd give you a reason no matter the season.

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If I were a Red, nay, I'd not be above it:

I'd make you cry 'mercy' and I'd make you love it.

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If I were Blue, I'd not give a cold shoulder.

My infamous plotting just makes me the bolder.

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If I were a Novice in pure dress of white,

My pillowfriend sure would be cozy at night.

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As Mistress of Novices, I'd not be haughty.

I'd know what to do with you when you were naughty.

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If you were my Warder and kept me in balance,

You would appreciate all of my Talents.

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If I had a ter'angreal that was pulsing,

I'd use it twice and I'd end up convulsing.

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If all the Forsaken were singing this song,

It'd be twice as dirty and last twice as long.

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If I were a Saldaean farmgirl in clover,

I'd pay you a visit and roll your leg over.

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If I were the keeper I'd be quite unrestive

For I find her staff very suggestive

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