A Drinking Song From the Two Rivers
Author: Rhuarc, Alanar Tansden, Bakure Mazayed
On my way out the door
A pretty young miss
was asked for a kiss
Ole Bran was so mad
He gave me his fist
I held up a hand
and shouted no more
on my way out the door
I held up a hand
and shouted no more
on my way out the door
Brandy and Ale
Worked without fail
To rob this gent of his wits
the brandy took over
and when she leaned over
I took a quick peek at her ____
I held up a hand
and shouted two more
on my way out the door
I held up a hand
and shouted two more
on my way out the door
Third time is the charm
or so they say
so I tried again
the very next day
I pinched her bum
I took the fall
as she kicked me
square in the ___
I held up a hand
and whimpered no more
on my way out the door
I held up a hand
and whimpered no more
on my way out the door