Lets Eat a Baby

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Let's Eat a Baby

Written by Xander Silverstar
(to the tune of "Call Me Maybe")

I threw the kid in the pot,
turned the water to hot,
I added some salt,
and now it's up to boil

I'd trade some sole for this dish
Ears and Nose that go squish
I want to taste some of this
and now your in my mouth

The skin was cripsy
This meat's not gamey
The legs with chili
Where do you think you're going baby?

Hey, I just cooked you
Side of gravy
Here's the entree
Let's Eat a baby

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