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A Novice scurrying through the halls  
 
A Novice scurrying through the halls  
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Dropping curtsies as goes running by.  
 
Dropping curtsies as goes running by.  
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Class after class filled with so many lessons, alas!  
 
Class after class filled with so many lessons, alas!  
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Dishes to clean, errands to run, and a penance, don't ask why!  
 
Dishes to clean, errands to run, and a penance, don't ask why!  
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Off to study and prepare for bed  
 
Off to study and prepare for bed  
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Singing, stories, playing games,  
 
Singing, stories, playing games,  
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Novices taking breaks from filling their heads.  
 
Novices taking breaks from filling their heads.  
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Candles snuffed, asleep before her head hits the pillow,  
 
Candles snuffed, asleep before her head hits the pillow,  
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Lessons stumble, tumble through her dreams.  
 
Lessons stumble, tumble through her dreams.  
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No time for love, no time for boys  
 
No time for love, no time for boys  
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Hopping for every Aes Sedai, sneaking an extra egg cream  
 
Hopping for every Aes Sedai, sneaking an extra egg cream  
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Stops for a peek at the practice field  
 
Stops for a peek at the practice field  
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Men dancing sword with such form and grace.  
 
Men dancing sword with such form and grace.  
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She stops to oogle for a moment more  
 
She stops to oogle for a moment more  
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Staring at each rugged, handsome face.  
 
Staring at each rugged, handsome face.  
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She sighs, she pines, a day dream  
 
She sighs, she pines, a day dream  
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Lost in thought and finds herself in his arms  
 
Lost in thought and finds herself in his arms  
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Blushing and giggling she snuggles back  
 
Blushing and giggling she snuggles back  
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Aes Sedai frown and both fear harm.  
 
Aes Sedai frown and both fear harm.  
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The Novice curtsies and to the MoN's office runs
 
The Novice curtsies and to the MoN's office runs
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She shakes with dread, with fear  
 
She shakes with dread, with fear  
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The spanking she knows awaits her within  
 
The spanking she knows awaits her within  
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The Mistress of Novice's lectures fall on welcoming ears:  
 
The Mistress of Novice's lectures fall on welcoming ears:  
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Men, my child, are a charming distraction.  
 
Men, my child, are a charming distraction.  
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A sweet amusement set to tempt innocent novices  
 
A sweet amusement set to tempt innocent novices  
Focus, my child, on your studies and work hard.  
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Focus, my child, on your studies and work hard.
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And remember, my child, that Aes Sedai have warders not vices!
 
And remember, my child, that Aes Sedai have warders not vices!

Revision as of 08:05, 10 April 2009

Ode to why Novices should concentrate on their studies rather than men!

~by Thoridyss Wyborn

A Novice scurrying through the halls

Dropping curtsies as goes running by.

Class after class filled with so many lessons, alas!

Dishes to clean, errands to run, and a penance, don't ask why!


Off to study and prepare for bed

Singing, stories, playing games,

Novices taking breaks from filling their heads.

Candles snuffed, asleep before her head hits the pillow,

Lessons stumble, tumble through her dreams.

No time for love, no time for boys

Hopping for every Aes Sedai, sneaking an extra egg cream


Stops for a peek at the practice field

Men dancing sword with such form and grace.

She stops to oogle for a moment more

Staring at each rugged, handsome face.


She sighs, she pines, a day dream

Lost in thought and finds herself in his arms

Blushing and giggling she snuggles back

Aes Sedai frown and both fear harm.


The Novice curtsies and to the MoN's office runs

She shakes with dread, with fear

The spanking she knows awaits her within

The Mistress of Novice's lectures fall on welcoming ears:


Men, my child, are a charming distraction.

A sweet amusement set to tempt innocent novices

Focus, my child, on your studies and work hard.

And remember, my child, that Aes Sedai have warders not vices!