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A Novice scurrying through the halls | A Novice scurrying through the halls | ||
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Dropping curtsies as goes running by. | Dropping curtsies as goes running by. | ||
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Class after class filled with so many lessons, alas! | Class after class filled with so many lessons, alas! | ||
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Dishes to clean, errands to run, and a penance, don't ask why! | Dishes to clean, errands to run, and a penance, don't ask why! | ||
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Off to study and prepare for bed | Off to study and prepare for bed | ||
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Singing, stories, playing games, | Singing, stories, playing games, | ||
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Novices taking breaks from filling their heads. | Novices taking breaks from filling their heads. | ||
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Candles snuffed, asleep before her head hits the pillow, | Candles snuffed, asleep before her head hits the pillow, | ||
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Lessons stumble, tumble through her dreams. | Lessons stumble, tumble through her dreams. | ||
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No time for love, no time for boys | No time for love, no time for boys | ||
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Hopping for every Aes Sedai, sneaking an extra egg cream | Hopping for every Aes Sedai, sneaking an extra egg cream | ||
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Stops for a peek at the practice field | Stops for a peek at the practice field | ||
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Men dancing sword with such form and grace. | Men dancing sword with such form and grace. | ||
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She stops to oogle for a moment more | She stops to oogle for a moment more | ||
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Staring at each rugged, handsome face. | Staring at each rugged, handsome face. | ||
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She sighs, she pines, a day dream | She sighs, she pines, a day dream | ||
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Lost in thought and finds herself in his arms | Lost in thought and finds herself in his arms | ||
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Blushing and giggling she snuggles back | Blushing and giggling she snuggles back | ||
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Aes Sedai frown and both fear harm. | Aes Sedai frown and both fear harm. | ||
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The Novice curtsies and to the MoN's office runs | The Novice curtsies and to the MoN's office runs | ||
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She shakes with dread, with fear | She shakes with dread, with fear | ||
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The spanking she knows awaits her within | The spanking she knows awaits her within | ||
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The Mistress of Novice's lectures fall on welcoming ears: | The Mistress of Novice's lectures fall on welcoming ears: | ||
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Men, my child, are a charming distraction. | Men, my child, are a charming distraction. | ||
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A sweet amusement set to tempt innocent novices | A sweet amusement set to tempt innocent novices | ||
− | Focus, my child, on your studies and work hard. | + | |
+ | Focus, my child, on your studies and work hard. | ||
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And remember, my child, that Aes Sedai have warders not vices! | And remember, my child, that Aes Sedai have warders not vices! |
Revision as of 08:05, 10 April 2009
Ode to why Novices should concentrate on their studies rather than men!
~by Thoridyss Wyborn
A Novice scurrying through the halls
Dropping curtsies as goes running by.
Class after class filled with so many lessons, alas!
Dishes to clean, errands to run, and a penance, don't ask why!
Off to study and prepare for bed
Singing, stories, playing games,
Novices taking breaks from filling their heads.
Candles snuffed, asleep before her head hits the pillow,
Lessons stumble, tumble through her dreams.
No time for love, no time for boys
Hopping for every Aes Sedai, sneaking an extra egg cream
Stops for a peek at the practice field
Men dancing sword with such form and grace.
She stops to oogle for a moment more
Staring at each rugged, handsome face.
She sighs, she pines, a day dream
Lost in thought and finds herself in his arms
Blushing and giggling she snuggles back
Aes Sedai frown and both fear harm.
The Novice curtsies and to the MoN's office runs
She shakes with dread, with fear
The spanking she knows awaits her within
The Mistress of Novice's lectures fall on welcoming ears:
Men, my child, are a charming distraction.
A sweet amusement set to tempt innocent novices
Focus, my child, on your studies and work hard.
And remember, my child, that Aes Sedai have warders not vices!