Difference between revisions of "Roll Your Leg Over"

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If I were a Green having many a Warder,
I'd sample them in alphabetical order.

CHORUS (audience joins in):
Roll your leg over, oh, roll your leg over!
Roll your leg over! It's better that way.

If I were a Brown, both well-read and courageous,
I'd show you how knowledge is most advantageous.

CHORUS

If I were Yellow, so gifted with Healing,
I'd use it to give you a very good feeling.

CHORUS

If I were a White with impeccable reason,
I'd give you a reason no matter the season.

CHORUS

If I were a Red, nay, I'd not be above it:
I'd make you cry 'mercy' and I'd make you love it.

CHORUS

If I were Blue, I'd not give a cold shoulder.
My infamous plotting just makes me the bolder.

CHORUS

If I were Gray, setting laws of the nations
I may find you need special remediation...

CHORUS

If I were a Novice in pure dress of white,
My pillowfriend sure would be cozy at night.

CHORUS

As Mistress of Novices, I'd not be haughty.
I'd know what to do with you when you were naughty.

CHORUS

If you were my Warder and kept me in balance,
You would appreciate all of my Talents.

CHORUS

If I had a ter'angreal that was pulsing,
I'd use it twice and I'd end up convulsing.

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If all the Forsaken were singing this song,
It'd be twice as dirty and last twice as long.

CHORUS

If I were a Saldaean farmgirl in clover,
I'd pay you a visit and roll your leg over.

CHORUS

If I were the Keeper I'd be quite unrestive
For I find her staff to be very suggestive

CHORUS

If I were the Mother I'd show you why
The Keeper shouts "she comes!" before I walk by...

CHORUS