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If I were a Green having many a warder,  
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If I were a [[Green]] having many a [[Warder]],<br>
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I'd sample them in alphabetical order.<br>
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<br>
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'''CHORUS (audience joins in):<br>
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'''Roll your leg over, oh, roll your leg over!<br>
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'''Roll your leg over! It's better that way.<br>
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<br>
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If I were a [[Brown]], both well-read and courageous,<br>
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I'd show you how knowledge is most advantageous.<br>
 +
;CHORUS
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<br>
 +
If I were a [[Yellow]], so gifted with Healing,<br>
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I'd use it to give you a very good feeling.<br>
 +
;CHORUS
 +
<br>
 +
If I were a [[White]] with impeccable reason,<br>
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I'd give you a reason no matter the season.<br>
 +
;CHORUS
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<br>
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If I were a [[Red]], nay, I'd not be above it:<br>
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I'd make you cry 'mercy' and I'd make you love it.<br>
 +
;CHORUS
 +
<br>
 +
If I were a [[Blue]], I'd not give a cold shoulder.<br>
 +
My infamous plotting just makes me the bolder.<br>
 +
;CHORUS
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<br>
 +
If I were a [[Gray]], setting laws of the nations<br>
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I may find you need special remediation...<br>
 +
;CHORUS
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If I were a [[Novice]] in pure dress of white,<br>
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My pillowfriend sure would be cozy at night.<br>
 +
;CHORUS
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<br>
 +
If I were [[Accepted]], with a banded dress<br>
 +
I'd find a new Soldier and make him a mess.<br>
 +
;CHORUS
 +
<br>
 +
As Mistress of Novices, I'd not be haughty.<br>
 +
I'd know what to do with you when you were naughty.<br>
 +
;CHORUS
 +
<br>
 +
If you were my [[Warder]] and kept me in balance,<br>
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You would appreciate all of my [[Talents]].<br>
 +
;CHORUS
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<br>
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If I had a [[ter'angreal]] that was pulsing,<br>
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I'd use it twice and I'd end up convulsing.<br>
 +
;CHORUS
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<br>
 +
If all the [[Forsaken]] were singing this song,<br>
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It'd be twice as dirty and last twice as long.<br>
 +
;CHORUS
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<br>
 +
If I were a [[Saldaea]]n farmgirl in clover,<br>
 +
I'd pay you a visit and roll your leg over.<br>
 +
;CHORUS
 +
<br>
 +
If I were the [[Keeper]] I'd be quite unrestive<br>
 +
For I find her staff to be very suggestive<br>
 +
;CHORUS
 +
<br>
 +
If I were the [[Amyrlin|Mother]] I'd show you why<br>
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The Keeper shouts "she comes!" before I walk by...<br>
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;CHORUS
  
I'd sample them in alphabetical order.
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[[Category:Songs by the Fans]]
 
 
 
 
CHORUS (audience joins in):
 
 
 
Roll your leg over, oh, roll your leg over!
 
 
 
Roll your leg over! It's better that way.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If I were a Brown, both well-read and courageous,
 
 
 
I'd show you how knowledge is most advantageous.
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If I were Yellow, so gifted with Healing,
 
 
 
I'd use it to give you a very good feeling.
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If I were a White with impeccable reason,
 
 
 
I'd give you a reason no matter the season.
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If I were a Red, nay, I'd not be above it:
 
 
 
I'd make you cry 'mercy' and I'd make you love it.
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If I were Blue, I'd not give a cold shoulder.
 
 
 
My infamous plotting just makes me the bolder.
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If I were a Novice in pure dress of white,
 
 
 
My pillowfriend sure would be cozy at night.
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
As Mistress of Novices, I'd not be haughty.
 
 
 
I'd know what to do with you when you were naughty.
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If you were my Warder and kept me in balance,
 
 
 
You would appreciate all of my Talents.
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If I had a ter'angreal that was pulsing,
 
 
 
I'd use it twice and I'd end up convulsing.
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If all the Forsaken were singing this song,
 
 
 
It'd be twice as dirty and last twice as long.
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If I were a Saldaean farmgirl in clover,
 
 
 
I'd pay you a visit and roll your leg over.
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS
 
 
 
 
 
If I were the keeper I'd be quite unrestive
 
 
 
For I find her staff very suggestive
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS
 
 
 
 
 
[[Category:Music, Poetry and Stories by the Fans]]
 
 
[[Category:Unknown Contributions]]
 
[[Category:Unknown Contributions]]
[[Category:Articles to be formatted]]
 

Latest revision as of 13:43, 12 May 2014

If I were a Green having many a Warder,
I'd sample them in alphabetical order.

CHORUS (audience joins in):
Roll your leg over, oh, roll your leg over!
Roll your leg over! It's better that way.

If I were a Brown, both well-read and courageous,
I'd show you how knowledge is most advantageous.

CHORUS


If I were a Yellow, so gifted with Healing,
I'd use it to give you a very good feeling.

CHORUS


If I were a White with impeccable reason,
I'd give you a reason no matter the season.

CHORUS


If I were a Red, nay, I'd not be above it:
I'd make you cry 'mercy' and I'd make you love it.

CHORUS


If I were a Blue, I'd not give a cold shoulder.
My infamous plotting just makes me the bolder.

CHORUS


If I were a Gray, setting laws of the nations
I may find you need special remediation...

CHORUS

If I were a Novice in pure dress of white,
My pillowfriend sure would be cozy at night.

CHORUS


If I were Accepted, with a banded dress
I'd find a new Soldier and make him a mess.

CHORUS


As Mistress of Novices, I'd not be haughty.
I'd know what to do with you when you were naughty.

CHORUS


If you were my Warder and kept me in balance,
You would appreciate all of my Talents.

CHORUS


If I had a ter'angreal that was pulsing,
I'd use it twice and I'd end up convulsing.

CHORUS


If all the Forsaken were singing this song,
It'd be twice as dirty and last twice as long.

CHORUS


If I were a Saldaean farmgirl in clover,
I'd pay you a visit and roll your leg over.

CHORUS


If I were the Keeper I'd be quite unrestive
For I find her staff to be very suggestive

CHORUS


If I were the Mother I'd show you why
The Keeper shouts "she comes!" before I walk by...

CHORUS