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If I were a Green having many a warder,  
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If I were a [[Green]] having many a [[Warder]],<br>
 
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I'd sample them in alphabetical order.<br>
I'd sample them in alphabetical order.  
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<br>
 
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'''CHORUS (audience joins in):<br>
 
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'''Roll your leg over, oh, roll your leg over!<br>
CHORUS (audience joins in):  
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'''Roll your leg over! It's better that way.<br>
 
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<br>
Roll your leg over, oh, roll your leg over!  
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If I were a [[Brown]], both well-read and courageous,<br>
 
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I'd show you how knowledge is most advantageous.<br>
Roll your leg over! It's better that way.  
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;CHORUS  
 
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<br>
 
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If I were a [[Yellow]], so gifted with Healing,<br>
 
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I'd use it to give you a very good feeling.<br>
If I were a Brown, both well-read and courageous,  
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;CHORUS  
 
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<br>
I'd show you how knowledge is most advantageous.  
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If I were a [[White]] with impeccable reason,<br>
 
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I'd give you a reason no matter the season.<br>
 
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;CHORUS  
CHORUS  
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<br>
 
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If I were a [[Red]], nay, I'd not be above it:<br>
 
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I'd make you cry 'mercy' and I'd make you love it.<br>
 
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;CHORUS  
If I were Yellow, so gifted with Healing,  
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<br>
 
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If I were a [[Blue]], I'd not give a cold shoulder.<br>
I'd use it to give you a very good feeling.  
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My infamous plotting just makes me the bolder.<br>
 
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;CHORUS
 
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<br>
CHORUS  
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If I were a [[Gray]], setting laws of the nations<br>
 
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I may find you need special remediation...<br>
 
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;CHORUS
 
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If I were a [[Novice]] in pure dress of white,<br>
If I were a White with impeccable reason,  
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My pillowfriend sure would be cozy at night.<br>
 
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;CHORUS
I'd give you a reason no matter the season.  
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<br>
 
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If I were [[Accepted]], with a banded dress<br>
 
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I'd find a new Soldier and make him a mess.<br>
CHORUS  
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;CHORUS
 
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<br>
 
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As Mistress of Novices, I'd not be haughty.<br>
 
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I'd know what to do with you when you were naughty.<br>
If I were a Red, nay, I'd not be above it:  
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;CHORUS  
 
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<br>
I'd make you cry 'mercy' and I'd make you love it.  
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If you were my [[Warder]] and kept me in balance,<br>
 
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You would appreciate all of my [[Talents]].<br>
 
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;CHORUS  
CHORUS  
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<br>
 
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If I had a [[ter'angreal]] that was pulsing,<br>
 
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I'd use it twice and I'd end up convulsing.<br>
 
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;CHORUS  
If I were Blue, I'd not give a cold shoulder.  
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<br>
 
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If all the [[Forsaken]] were singing this song,<br>
My infamous plotting just makes me the bolder.  
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It'd be twice as dirty and last twice as long.<br>
 
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;CHORUS  
 
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<br>
CHORUS
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If I were a [[Saldaea]]n farmgirl in clover,<br>
 
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I'd pay you a visit and roll your leg over.<br>
 
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;CHORUS  
 
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<br>
If I were a Novice in pure dress of white,  
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If I were the [[Keeper]] I'd be quite unrestive<br>
 
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For I find her staff to be very suggestive<br>
My pillowfriend sure would be cozy at night.  
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;CHORUS
 
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<br>
 
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If I were the [[Amyrlin|Mother]] I'd show you why<br>
CHORUS
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The Keeper shouts "she comes!" before I walk by...<br>
 
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;CHORUS  
 
 
 
 
As Mistress of Novices, I'd not be haughty.  
 
 
 
I'd know what to do with you when you were naughty.  
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If you were my Warder and kept me in balance,  
 
 
 
You would appreciate all of my Talents.  
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If I had a ter'angreal that was pulsing,  
 
 
 
I'd use it twice and I'd end up convulsing.  
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If all the Forsaken were singing this song,  
 
 
 
It'd be twice as dirty and last twice as long.  
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If I were a Saldaean farmgirl in clover,  
 
 
 
I'd pay you a visit and roll your leg over.  
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS  
 
 
 
 
 
If I were the keeper I'd be quite unrestive  
 
 
 
For I find her staff very suggestive
 
 
 
 
 
CHORUS  
 
 
 
  
 
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Latest revision as of 13:43, 12 May 2014

If I were a Green having many a Warder,
I'd sample them in alphabetical order.

CHORUS (audience joins in):
Roll your leg over, oh, roll your leg over!
Roll your leg over! It's better that way.

If I were a Brown, both well-read and courageous,
I'd show you how knowledge is most advantageous.

CHORUS


If I were a Yellow, so gifted with Healing,
I'd use it to give you a very good feeling.

CHORUS


If I were a White with impeccable reason,
I'd give you a reason no matter the season.

CHORUS


If I were a Red, nay, I'd not be above it:
I'd make you cry 'mercy' and I'd make you love it.

CHORUS


If I were a Blue, I'd not give a cold shoulder.
My infamous plotting just makes me the bolder.

CHORUS


If I were a Gray, setting laws of the nations
I may find you need special remediation...

CHORUS

If I were a Novice in pure dress of white,
My pillowfriend sure would be cozy at night.

CHORUS


If I were Accepted, with a banded dress
I'd find a new Soldier and make him a mess.

CHORUS


As Mistress of Novices, I'd not be haughty.
I'd know what to do with you when you were naughty.

CHORUS


If you were my Warder and kept me in balance,
You would appreciate all of my Talents.

CHORUS


If I had a ter'angreal that was pulsing,
I'd use it twice and I'd end up convulsing.

CHORUS


If all the Forsaken were singing this song,
It'd be twice as dirty and last twice as long.

CHORUS


If I were a Saldaean farmgirl in clover,
I'd pay you a visit and roll your leg over.

CHORUS


If I were the Keeper I'd be quite unrestive
For I find her staff to be very suggestive

CHORUS


If I were the Mother I'd show you why
The Keeper shouts "she comes!" before I walk by...

CHORUS