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− | If I were a Green having many a | + | If I were a [[Green]] having many a [[Warder]],<br> |
+ | I'd sample them in alphabetical order.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | '''CHORUS (audience joins in):<br> | ||
+ | '''Roll your leg over, oh, roll your leg over!<br> | ||
+ | '''Roll your leg over! It's better that way.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | If I were a [[Brown]], both well-read and courageous,<br> | ||
+ | I'd show you how knowledge is most advantageous.<br> | ||
+ | ;CHORUS | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | If I were a [[Yellow]], so gifted with Healing,<br> | ||
+ | I'd use it to give you a very good feeling.<br> | ||
+ | ;CHORUS | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | If I were a [[White]] with impeccable reason,<br> | ||
+ | I'd give you a reason no matter the season.<br> | ||
+ | ;CHORUS | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | If I were a [[Red]], nay, I'd not be above it:<br> | ||
+ | I'd make you cry 'mercy' and I'd make you love it.<br> | ||
+ | ;CHORUS | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | If I were a [[Blue]], I'd not give a cold shoulder.<br> | ||
+ | My infamous plotting just makes me the bolder.<br> | ||
+ | ;CHORUS | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | If I were a [[Gray]], setting laws of the nations<br> | ||
+ | I may find you need special remediation...<br> | ||
+ | ;CHORUS | ||
+ | If I were a [[Novice]] in pure dress of white,<br> | ||
+ | My pillowfriend sure would be cozy at night.<br> | ||
+ | ;CHORUS | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | If I were [[Accepted]], with a banded dress<br> | ||
+ | I'd find a new Soldier and make him a mess.<br> | ||
+ | ;CHORUS | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | As Mistress of Novices, I'd not be haughty.<br> | ||
+ | I'd know what to do with you when you were naughty.<br> | ||
+ | ;CHORUS | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | If you were my [[Warder]] and kept me in balance,<br> | ||
+ | You would appreciate all of my [[Talents]].<br> | ||
+ | ;CHORUS | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | If I had a [[ter'angreal]] that was pulsing,<br> | ||
+ | I'd use it twice and I'd end up convulsing.<br> | ||
+ | ;CHORUS | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | If all the [[Forsaken]] were singing this song,<br> | ||
+ | It'd be twice as dirty and last twice as long.<br> | ||
+ | ;CHORUS | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | If I were a [[Saldaea]]n farmgirl in clover,<br> | ||
+ | I'd pay you a visit and roll your leg over.<br> | ||
+ | ;CHORUS | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | If I were the [[Keeper]] I'd be quite unrestive<br> | ||
+ | For I find her staff to be very suggestive<br> | ||
+ | ;CHORUS | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | If I were the [[Amyrlin|Mother]] I'd show you why<br> | ||
+ | The Keeper shouts "she comes!" before I walk by...<br> | ||
+ | ;CHORUS | ||
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Latest revision as of 13:43, 12 May 2014
If I were a Green having many a Warder,
I'd sample them in alphabetical order.
CHORUS (audience joins in):
Roll your leg over, oh, roll your leg over!
Roll your leg over! It's better that way.
If I were a Brown, both well-read and courageous,
I'd show you how knowledge is most advantageous.
- CHORUS
If I were a Yellow, so gifted with Healing,
I'd use it to give you a very good feeling.
- CHORUS
If I were a White with impeccable reason,
I'd give you a reason no matter the season.
- CHORUS
If I were a Red, nay, I'd not be above it:
I'd make you cry 'mercy' and I'd make you love it.
- CHORUS
If I were a Blue, I'd not give a cold shoulder.
My infamous plotting just makes me the bolder.
- CHORUS
If I were a Gray, setting laws of the nations
I may find you need special remediation...
- CHORUS
If I were a Novice in pure dress of white,
My pillowfriend sure would be cozy at night.
- CHORUS
If I were Accepted, with a banded dress
I'd find a new Soldier and make him a mess.
- CHORUS
As Mistress of Novices, I'd not be haughty.
I'd know what to do with you when you were naughty.
- CHORUS
If you were my Warder and kept me in balance,
You would appreciate all of my Talents.
- CHORUS
If I had a ter'angreal that was pulsing,
I'd use it twice and I'd end up convulsing.
- CHORUS
If all the Forsaken were singing this song,
It'd be twice as dirty and last twice as long.
- CHORUS
If I were a Saldaean farmgirl in clover,
I'd pay you a visit and roll your leg over.
- CHORUS
If I were the Keeper I'd be quite unrestive
For I find her staff to be very suggestive
- CHORUS
If I were the Mother I'd show you why
The Keeper shouts "she comes!" before I walk by...
- CHORUS