Roll Your Leg Over
If I were a Green having many a warder,
I'd sample them in alphabetical order.
CHORUS (audience joins in):
Roll your leg over, oh, roll your leg over!
Roll your leg over! It's better that way.
If I were a Brown, both well-read and courageous,
I'd show you how knowledge is most advantageous.
CHORUS
If I were Yellow, so gifted with Healing,
I'd use it to give you a very good feeling.
CHORUS
If I were a White with impeccable reason,
I'd give you a reason no matter the season.
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If I were a Red, nay, I'd not be above it:
I'd make you cry 'mercy' and I'd make you love it.
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If I were Blue, I'd not give a cold shoulder.
My infamous plotting just makes me the bolder.
CHORUS
If I were a Novice in pure dress of white,
My pillowfriend sure would be cozy at night.
CHORUS
As Mistress of Novices, I'd not be haughty.
I'd know what to do with you when you were naughty.
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If you were my Warder and kept me in balance,
You would appreciate all of my Talents.
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If I had a ter'angreal that was pulsing,
I'd use it twice and I'd end up convulsing.
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If all the Forsaken were singing this song,
It'd be twice as dirty and last twice as long.
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If I were a Saldaean farmgirl in clover,
I'd pay you a visit and roll your leg over.
CHORUS
If I were the keeper I'd be quite unrestive
For I find her staff very suggestive
CHORUS