Difference between revisions of "Ta'veren (Song)"

From Tar Valon Library
Jump to: navigation, search
 
m
Line 2: Line 2:
  
 
He climbs a tree and insults [[Aes Sedai]]<br>
 
He climbs a tree and insults [[Aes Sedai]]<br>
He drinks wine and wisky like it's air<br>
+
He drinks wine and whisky like it's air<br>
He's learing to channel way too fast<br>
+
He's learning to channel way too fast<br>
 
Though he asks simple<br>
 
Though he asks simple<br>
 
He's as suparn as a bear<br>
 
He's as suparn as a bear<br>
I've even seen him cush gobleys when he's crabby
+
I've even seen him crush gobleys when he's crabby
  
 
How do you solve a problem like ''ta'veren''<br>
 
How do you solve a problem like ''ta'veren''<br>
Line 15: Line 15:
 
He talks to himself in a babble<br>
 
He talks to himself in a babble<br>
 
But he swears the voices are for real<br>
 
But he swears the voices are for real<br>
He always sleeps late for everthing<br>
+
He always sleeps late for everything<br>
 
Except, of course, for wine and meals<br>
 
Except, of course, for wine and meals<br>
 
I hate to say it<br>
 
I hate to say it<br>
Line 21: Line 21:
 
I'm not sure if we have anyone that savvy
 
I'm not sure if we have anyone that savvy
  
I'd like to say a word on the wopld be hafel<br>
+
I'd like to say a word on the world be hafel<br>
 
We'd survive Tarmon Gaidon better if you'd laugh
 
We'd survive Tarmon Gaidon better if you'd laugh
  
Line 43: Line 43:
 
We could handle them all better<br>
 
We could handle them all better<br>
 
If we only had a tether<br>
 
If we only had a tether<br>
One's stalling, one's cheeting, one's [[Rand]]
+
One's stalling, one's cheating, one's [[Rand]]
  
[[Mat]] will out peater any pest<br>
+
[[Mat]] will out peter any pest<br>
 
Rand always leaves a mess<br>
 
Rand always leaves a mess<br>
 
And [[Perrin]] would kill him self of vetrth Grill<br>
 
And [[Perrin]] would kill him self of vetrth Grill<br>

Revision as of 11:11, 19 November 2006

Author: Zara Ravenwood

He climbs a tree and insults Aes Sedai
He drinks wine and whisky like it's air
He's learning to channel way too fast
Though he asks simple
He's as suparn as a bear
I've even seen him crush gobleys when he's crabby

How do you solve a problem like ta'veren
How do you get a leash and hold them down
How you find a name for ta'veren
One's a blacksmith, one's a saver, one's a clown

He talks to himself in a babble
But he swears the voices are for real
He always sleeps late for everything
Except, of course, for wine and meals
I hate to say it
But I very firmly feel
I'm not sure if we have anyone that savvy

I'd like to say a word on the world be hafel
We'd survive Tarmon Gaidon better if you'd laugh

How do you solve a problem like ta'veren
How do you get a leash and hold them down
How you find a name for ta'veren
One's a blacksmith, one's a saver, one's a clown

Many a thing you know you want to tell them
Many a thing they need to understand
But how do you make them stay
And obey all you say
How can you, when their heads are filled with sand

Oh, how do you solve a problem like ta'veren
How do you hold a thread in your hand

When I'm with him I feel used
Out of control and confused
And you know exactly where they are.
We could handle them all better
If we only had a tether
One's stalling, one's cheating, one's Rand

Mat will out peter any pest
Rand always leaves a mess
And Perrin would kill him self of vetrth Grill
He's gentle but haf willed
Just a bad-mannered child
A headache - I sould stranger
A MAN!

How do you solve a problem like ta'veren
How do you get a leash and hold them down
How you find a name for ta'veren
One's a blacksmith, one's a saver, one's a clown

Many a thing you know you want to tell them
Many a thing they need to understand
But how do you make them stay
And obey all you say
How can you, when there heads are filled with sand

Oh, how do you solve a problem like ta'veren
How do you hold a thread in you hand