They Say That In The Tower
They say that in the Tower the coffee's mighty fine It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine
Chorus: Oh Lord, I wanna go But they won't let me go Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Tower the chow is mighty fine A chicken jumped off the table and started marking time
Chorus: Oh Lord, I wanna go But they won't let me go Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Tower the biscuits are mighty fine One rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
Chorus: Oh Lord, I wanna go But they won't let me go Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Tower the training's might fine Last night there were ten of us, now there's only nine
Chorus: Oh Lord, I wanna go But they won't let me go Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Tower the pay is mighty fine They give you a hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine
Chorus: Oh Lord, I wanna go But they won't let me go Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH
They say that in the Tower the women's mighty fine They're all really scary and use balefire all the time
Chorus: Oh Lord, I wanna go But they won't let me go Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH
