Roll Your Leg Over

If I were a Green having many a Warder,
I'd sample them in alphabetical order.

CHORUS (audience joins in):
Roll your leg over, oh, roll your leg over!
Roll your leg over! It's better that way.

If I were a Brown, both well-read and courageous,
I'd show you how knowledge is most advantageous.

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If I were a Yellow, so gifted with Healing,
I'd use it to give you a very good feeling.

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If I were a White with impeccable reason,
I'd give you a reason no matter the season.

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If I were a Red, nay, I'd not be above it:
I'd make you cry 'mercy' and I'd make you love it.

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If I were a Blue, I'd not give a cold shoulder.
My infamous plotting just makes me the bolder.

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If I were a Gray, setting laws of the nations
I may find you need special remediation...

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If I were a Novice in pure dress of white,
My pillowfriend sure would be cozy at night.

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If I were Accepted, with a banded dress
I'd find a new Soldier and make him a mess.

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As Mistress of Novices, I'd not be haughty.
I'd know what to do with you when you were naughty.

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If you were my Warder and kept me in balance,
You would appreciate all of my Talents.

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If I had a ter'angreal that was pulsing,
I'd use it twice and I'd end up convulsing.

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If all the Forsaken were singing this song,
It'd be twice as dirty and last twice as long.

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If I were a Saldaean farmgirl in clover,
I'd pay you a visit and roll your leg over.

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If I were the Keeper I'd be quite unrestive
For I find her staff to be very suggestive

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If I were the Mother I'd show you why
The Keeper shouts "she comes!" before I walk by...

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