This Land is Randland

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Author: Kitan Tataru
Sung to the tune of the American folk song "This Land Is My Land".

This land is my land
Oh yes, it's Randland
From back in Seanchan
To Arad Doman
From south in Mayene
And Shayol Ghul's mine too
This land will surely Break for me.

I'm king of Illian
And Cairhien's mine too
Far Madding don't like me
But those in Tear do
I kicked butt in Falme
And Tarwin's Gap, it's true
This land will surely Break for me.

Those sisters in Tar Valon
They kinda scare me
'Cause once they took me
And they abused me
But the Tower's still mine
'Cause I have Asha'man that kick ass!
Surely they all will bow to me.

When Tarmon Gai'don comes
Yes, I'll be ready
All the nations'll gather
Even some old Malkieri
We'll beat the Dark One
And then unfortunately...
This land will surely Break for me.