Blue Haikus
Nothing says Blue like Haiku!
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How was your day - haiku style
Asy was putting off her physics studying and wanted entertainment and updates in haiku (or limerick) form...
kara's taking a class in finance
and for a good grade has only this chance
to her worry and sorrow
the final's tomorrow!
when it's done then she'll happily dance!
finals tomorrow
not enough studying done
the pressure is on.
finals tomorrow
must do well to preserve grade
browsing boards instead.
finals tomorrow
do I call in sick to work?
more studying time.
What is your physics?
I have 4 physics courses
1 maths course i hate.
I am a zombie
mid shift saturdays suck ass
I am so tired
There once was an air traffic controller
who wanted to be a pro bowler
She tried and she tried
but ambitions they died
And now she is just a bell toller
Ale can't be arsed
To write a haiku
Don't be silly
stupid grad school apps
transcripts taking forever
will you shoot me now?
I'm not creative
enough to write poetry
I dislike Haiku's
There once was a silly Sedai
Who wanted a challenge - oh my!
She shouted with glee,
"I'll get a Ph.D!"
And to grad schools did she then apply!
It's ten past midnight
I'm so tired my head hurts
Why aren't I in bed?
My sig looks ugly
Viv wrote in official space
Started epic war.
This is awesomesauce
I would keep giggling all day
but my laptop died
There once was a teacher from Norway
- and no, that's nothing like Snoreway!
She's graded for her life
is now done with strife
but aches for Christmas break anyway!
Got my Econ grade
GPA cries out in pain
thought I'd done better.
Got my Econ grade
I thought I'd managed an A
Alas, just a B.
Exams take up life
Lack all focus to study
Poor marks are foreseen
There was once a Blue
Who didn't know what to do
Her course was the suck
And she couldn't give a fuck
But how could she get a clue?
Bored out of my mind
So I sneak online at work
To write Asy poems
There once was a teller on Front St.
Whose poor brain had dissolved into mincemeat
From transactions with cash
Said she, "I would trash
The whole lot to write poems in a heartbeat!"
Finals make one cry
but grading and writing them
can be difficult
A teacher threw her hands up in disgust
As all her finals went to bust
She eyed her bottle of wine
(which likely tasted oh so fine)
and wished her work would turn to dust
You can still have wine.
I have done my best grading
while drinking vodka.
Considering I
Have written snarky comments
Sober, I abstain
You have a good point
Parents might file a complaint
if you're rude to kids.
Students are whining.
Students' parents calling in.
Christmas, where art thou!?
There once was a man
from over yonder's baked ham
nom nom pork, nom nom
I am full of flu.
Expected to be in lab
Wish I could stay home
This catching up thread
is making me snort out milk
as I watch Castle.
Waiting online for
a certain lovable dork:
bad consequences.
Am now creeped out by
crazy-ass Facebook stalker.
I can haz shotgun?
I love these poems
Asandra you are awesome
for this rad idea.
Asy is awesome
on a general basis
It is so well known.
My final exam was last night
And I think I did quite alright.
I would love to sit and relax
but can't due to the facts
that next classes start in a fortnight!
Trouble swallowing
Grumpy and achy - fever?
Oops, tonsillitis
finals on my plate
many many things to grade
admins add extra
Troblesome admins
are part of the fun!
With limits, of course.
So tired! Lack of
valuable sleep suffered
Early bedtime yo!
There one was a girl at college
Who thought she could have all this knowledge
But her physics class
was a pain in the ass
And her stupidity she'll now acknowledge.
grades have been posted
my studying has paid off
A in investments!
Christmas Haikus by Willow
A Blue Sedai Christmas Haiku
In honour of the Blues, By: Willow al'Meana
To all of the Blues,
That I hold close in my heart,
My Future Sisters.
I write this haiku,
in honour of all of you,
For it is Christmas.
For being so kind,
So filled with love, hope and joy,
I write this for you.
for being my friends,
my family and my sisters,
I thank each of you.
For Blue is so bright,
We shine on through the dark night,
And fill hearts with light.
Being with you all,
Is like being in a home,
filled with love and warmth.
Although all Blues known,
are each different and new,
I love each of you.
Within an Ajah,
Is to be within family,
Our Great Blue Family.
To all of the Blues,
That I hold close in my heart,
My Future Sisters.
I write this haiku,
in honour of all of you,
For it is Christmas.
Merry Chirstmas all,
may it be warm and bright Blue,
Just like each of you.
A Blue Warder Chirstmas Haiku
In honour of our Blue Warders, By: Willow al'Meana
Together you stand,
with your Aes Sedai so fine,
You all work so hard.
You're strong, proud and smart,
Our closest male friends at heart,
Our bright Blue Warders.
As part of our home,
You are wonderfully Blue,
We enjoy you all.
You're great company,
Through all our plots and fun times,
You're there at our sides.
To all our Blue men,
Who we may be lost without,
A Merry Christmas.
Together you stand,
with your Aes Sedai so fine,
You all work so hard.
You're strong, proud and smart,
Our closest male friends at heart,
Our bright Blue Warders.
