Deadly Sins Haikus

By the contestants in Project Gaidin's Showdown Week 3.

Warning: Some of these haikus may seem dirty or inappropriate.

Haikus that counted in the Showdown

Jeffan's Lust Haiku

I see that fat cock
I need to have it in me
Making me moan, loud.

Aldus' Envy Haiku

Jealous of his Jade
Would have been Yellow Ajah
Yet stuck as a man

Azi's Wraith Haiku

In #wheel we battle
Against butthurt and drama
Rage with me Broseph

Ray's Wraith Haiku

What the fuck Aldus,
your throat is between my teeth.
Nicholas Cage Screams

Locus' Greed Haiku

Your attention, mine
You dont give it, I take it
I do what I want

Nico's Gluttony Haiku

Aldus made me change
So gluttony is now mine
D'Ran could eat you

Baryd's Sloth Haiku

Sluggishness of mind
has not a passion for posting
Makes a soul lazy

Paderic's Envy Haiku

They said he can't swear.
Gagged, he longs to ruin us.
F*** that noise! Let loose.

Ivanor's Pride Haiku

Attention bitches
Mahdi'in d'ma Dieb
Rules, and you all suck!

D'Rans reply

To Jeffan

Your words resonate
preempting a tingle
You still haven't won

To Azi

You came very close
You know I love you Broseph
But that is for naught

To Aldus

Prior you did win
But that was ridiculous
Failure is at hand

To Ray

Maybe you are blind
Yet excuses are stupid
Read better next time

To Locus

Maybe you know me well
Touched in my tenderest place
Where will this leave us

To Nico

I thought Ray was bad
But you take the cake for sure
I want to kill me

To Baryd

Does Baryd see the truth
Gliding through tv's pages
Definitely not

To Paderic

Yes, you turned me on
The rage within should go free
Go Tuck yourself please

To Ivanor

I thought there was more
That you would be going for
But A for effort.

Winner

Going through the dregs
I am dealt a horrible hand
I must choose Locus

The deathmatch arrives
Are you ready for the next
Let's see what you prove.

Other haikus

Nico's Wraith Haiku

The great fox has fangs
D’Ran lord of the gallows
Vengeance will be yours

Azi's Lust Haiku

Dreams of you in #wheel
Yearning for your subtle ploys
Mentor me all night

Ray's Sloth Haiku

No strength in body,
Motivation is a wraith,
Skin a crushing weight.

Jeffan's Haikus

Envy

You wish you had this -
Sexy hair, fab looks, fat cock.
But no, you're denied.

Gluttony

Oh mightiest cock,
Give me all of your juices.
Joyous man-fluid.

Greed

Juicy, delicious
I want them all - all for me.
Cock in my mouth, yum.

Pride

I service the men
They moan at my tongue's first lick
Epic cocksucker

Sloth

Had a long, long night
Too worn to participate
Just stick it in me.

Wrath

Stupid homophobes
I will punch you in the balls
And then suck you off