Wandering Hands of an Aes Sedai

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Author: Belgareth Kiarc

I was travelling along the old Tar Valon road
The Tower would become my new abode
A Warder's life is what waited for me
But not only that as you soon will see
I had barely arrived when I'm swept away
By ladies in shawls coloured White, Blue and Gray
Other ladies in Yellow, Brown or in Green
And even a Red had eyes that seemed keen

The wandering hands of an Aes Sedai
No-one is safe from them, not you, not I
They will steal your modesty, steal your soul
You won't know about it till you're grey and old

My training began but not as you would guess
No sword in hand, no warrior dress
The first of my lessons was how to prepare
For an Aes Sedai's hands upon my derriere
They'll come from the shadows, my master advised
They'll come when you least expect the surprise
They grope and they fondle without hint of shame
To them you are nothing than a new pet to tame

The wandering hands of an Aes Sedai
No-one is safe from them, not you, not I
They will steal your modesty, steal your soul
You won't know about it till you're grey and old

My master continued 'Listen closely young man'
I've helped you as much as I possibly can
The next step ahead is for you to go find
Which Aes Sedai will now own your behind
But don't worry lad the future's more fun
For when you feel that soft hand on your bum
Now is the time for you to attack
With a smile and a wink then grope her right back

The wandering hands of an Aes Sedai
No-one is safe from them, not you, not I
They will steal your modesty, steal your soul
You won't know about it till you're grey and old

Video of Belgareth performing the song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE9d9l-CrGA&feature=youtu.be