Warderball - Weeks Three and Four
Author: Alor Sionn & Madhar al'Thera
Published: November 13, 2021
Week 3
Welcome back to another week of WARDERBALL with your hosts, #MadAlora!!
Alora: and what a week it was!
Madhar: That’s right Alora, the projections for this week were way off in nearly every game, lets get down to the nitty gritty…
First was Alora’s Targs vs the Brotherhood without Banners, it was projected to be a very close game but the Targs had multiple players fall short of projections, and J Robinson (RB) and D Moore(WR) going off weren’t enough to save her from defeat. The Brotherhood took the win in a blowout with a score of 141.84 to 103.48.
Braedan’s Bombers faced off against Rand’s Barrani Jokers this week, and though both teams fell short of projections, the outcome was as predicted with Brae taking the win with a score of 102.52 to 81.30. Rand’s team took an early lead on Sunday afternoon but after that it was all Brae, all the way.
Atane’s Accomplices lost to the Band of the Red Hand this week with a score of 110.54 to 143.68, both teams exceeding their projections. D Carr (QB) and K Hunt(RB) were the golden boys for Atane, but with four of the Band’s players exceeding expectations, which include Tom Brady (QB) and the Denver Defense, it was inevitable for the Band to come out on top.
Cursor’s Brady is GOD scored far less than projected but still took out the Valyrian Steelers to finish 104.92 to 83.62. There was a lot of back and forth this week between these teams but by Monday Cursor was soaring high, maintaining his perfect season of 3-0.
Madhar’s Minions and Daestruction both underscored this week severely, but Madhar took the week with a score of 86.14 to 75.68. One wonders if Dae was even playing this week, as T Higgins(WR) and W Lutz(K) contributed 0 points each, and most other players underscoring. Mad’s Washington Defense gave him nothing but it wasn’t enough to stop him from taking the win this week.
Esteban was barely projected to beat Dark One’s Luck this week by less than a full point, however Dark One’s Luck pulled ahead to end at 103.14 to 93.04. Dark One’s Luck is looking just about unstoppable as they have a perfect record coming out of Week 3 and have an average margin of victory of 39 points, which is the highest in the league.
Alora: So can anyone topple that record? We’ll find out going into Week four!
Madhar: Stay tuned for the next episode of…
Both: WARDERBALL CENTRAL!!!!
Week 4
Warderball Central opens up this week to Alora dancing in her seat as the camera pans forward and the theme music plays.
Madhar: Welcome to Week Four of—
Alora: WARDERBALL CENTRAL WHERE DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!!
Madhar: They certainly did for you this week, lets get right into it!
Alora’s team of Klingons slayed this week after a couple weeks of losses, beating Daestruction 148.04 to 69.12. The 78.92 margin this game was the largest so far in the league this year. Dae started 4 players which scored 0 points which certainly didn’t help things for him, but the Targs’ score of 148.04 was the second highest score in the league so far so it’s uncertain whether he could have pulled ahead.
Brae ended Cursor’s reign of terror this week by beating him 112.66 to 108.72, making this Cursor’s first loss in the league this year. The game was close the entire time until Brae pulled just ahead on Monday night. Brae’s Buffalo Bills defense were the real MVPs of this game, more than doubling their projected points.
VC cub Atane got on Rand’s lawn this week and owned it, beating him 126.44 to 102.22. Atane’s team scored more points this week than their season average, and his star player this game was T Hill (WR), who scored 47.10 points, far exceeding the projection of 17.50.
What happens when an immovable object is hit by an unstoppable force? The Band of the Red Hand vs Dark One’s Luck game is what happens. Both of these guys were undefeated but only one could come out on top and that was the Band, winning 102.06 to 71.72. The Band took an early lead and never gave it up, despite J Jones (WR) scoring them 0 points.
The Brotherhood slapped down the Valyrian Steelers this week, 100.68 to 91.62. The Steelers can’t catch a break as they have not won a game yet this year, and that small margin has got to hurt. The Brotherhood didn’t have their best week either, they would have only beat 3 other teams this week.
Madhar’s Minions had something to celebrate this week as they took the lead against Esteban early on and finished strong, 138.22 to 92.82. D Henry (RB) and T McLaurin (WR) were the heroes this week as they both far exceeded expectations, giving the Minions a 58.9 point lead on Sunday afternoon. Madhar’s score going into week 5 is 3-1.
Alora: Not to shabby yourself bro!
Madhar: Definitely was a great week for #MadAlora, lets see if we can keep it up in Week 5!
Alora: We’ll see you all next time on…..
Both: WARDERBALL CENTRAL!!!!
