WoT Pick-up Lines
From Tar Valon Library
By the contestants in Project Gaidin's Showdown Week 2.
- The Wheel of Time turns, and ages come to pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes to again. In one Age, Our Age, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose on Tar Valon.net. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But Aria Sedai, it could be our beginning.
- You must have taken the Three Oaths. I can't believe beauty like yours will ever fade.
- I hear that the Green Ajah knows there way around weapons. I was wondering if you could help me sharpen my long-sword.
- Your name is fitting because any words from your lips are like an aria straight from the Creator himself!
- "Hi there, please allow me to buy-" *his eyes roll up in his head and he stands up suddenly, limbs locked out rigid all the muscles of his body flexed out taught* "The Butcher and the Green sister must couple by this days end or all the days after Tarmon Gaidon will be shrouded under the veil of the Shadow." *he falls back into his seat* "Ahh whoa .. excuse me, sorry sometimes I'm stricken with the Foretelling. What was it I just said?"
- Are you related to the Dragon? 'Cuz you just caused the Breaking of my heart.
- Come back to my room at the Nine Horse Hitch and I'll show you my sword forms.
- Why wait for the Last Battle? You've already won the battle for my heart.
- You must be an Aes Sedai, cause I feel compelled to kiss you.
- I have caught you stealing my heart, Aria Sedai. You now have toh to me.
- I don't like to blow my own Horn, but when I do, all the heroes show up. Want to meet 'em?
- I'm a master of Daes Daemar, of many things really. Have you ever wanted to see a king kneel?
- "I'm Domani, need I say more?"
- I can be your da'covale, if you will be my light.
- Oh Im sorry thats not cuendillar, I'm just happy to see you.
- I hope you have some free time because my Tower is available beyond midnight.
- Can I get some Healing, Aes Sedai? I hurt my knee falling for you...
- Who do you think killed Asmodean?