Brown Holiday Themes
Suzanne Day
Suzanne Day is the official holiday of the Brown Ajah. These are the sig banners and badges that are used each year.
2014
Bel Tine
Shirtless Putin - Winner of Best Theme
The Brown Ajah longs for the days when men were men and bare chests were bare chests and no one was afraid to grab a frickin wild goose out of the skies and ride that sucker to St. Petersburg. Riding a woolly mammoth? Child's play. I ride man-eating bears through the river every day of my life, bare-chested, and I've never even caught the sniffles. Once an asteroid was about to hit the earth and I climbed to the top of the Kremlin, jumped on it, and saved the world from destruction. All in a day's work. That's right: Vladimir Putin can do anything, without even putting on a shirt. What's that? You don't like my speedo? I don't like your face, and neither does the KGB, and look at that, your mother just disappeared. So long, suckers. Time to gallop through the mountains of Siberia on top of a giant kitten.
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Shaoman
The Hawkeye Initiative - Winner of Best Theme, Best Avatars, and the Spamathon
Hawkeye looked up suddenly, "I sense a disturbance in the force." "You're a Jedi now? Awesome!" said Stark, offering up a high five. "No, not that kind of force. The forces of nature." "What, like a tsunami? I don't even think Aquaman is here..." Banner chimed in. "No! Like gravity! Mass, density, and thermodynamics! Basic rules of anatomy!" "You're not making any sense," said Clark "If there was something wrong with those things, we would be contorted into bizarre, unrealistic poses. But we're all pretty normal, just a bit.. super." "No!! It's not here... it's..." Hawkeye paces restlessly, cocking his head this way and that as if honing in on a sound. Suddenly he stops and throws open a door.
The scene before our heroes is truly horrific. Their friends and companions are there, but some terrible force is torturing them. Wonderwoman, Catwoman, Jean Gray, and their female compatriots are all there, and there is only the sound of quiet, pained whimpering. Rather than clothing, each of them is wearing almost nothing, which makes no sense, as these women fight side-by-side with their male companions against the forces of evil. Their spines have been broken in several places. Their breasts and behinds are weirdly inflated and buoyant beyond all reason. Some of them have torture devices strapped to their feet as well. Tall, shoe-like objects with a single long spike at the heel. While the spike might make a good improvised weapon, the male heroes can see what these "shoes" really do is twist their feet, legs, and hips into a painful posture which is totally impractical for any kind of crime fighting.
"My god. You were right, Hawkeye!" Bruce exclaims. "What's happened? Why isn't it affecting us?" Deadpool asks.
"I can answer that." The male superheroes all turn to look at the speaker. Elayne Trakand. "You see, I was working on a device to... ummm.. enhance... well. Nevermind. I was working on an invention just now, and it experienced a spontaneous, forceful ejection of matter from a central point." "You mean it blew up?" asks Banner. "Errm... yes. That." Elayne continues, "It may have a localized effect on certain laws of nature. I'll need to reassemble the device to reverse it, but the pieces I need are in that room." "So we go in and get them out," growls Wolverine. "Will that.. ahh.. will we... That means we'll be affected like them?" asked Cable. "It doesn't matter! If they can survive this twisting of nature, so can we. We have to save them!" yelled Nick Fury.
"Alright," Hawkeye takes the initiative, "Let's go save our friends."
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2013
Bel Tine
Chaos
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Shaoman
Pop Stars
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2012
Free Week
Cthulhu
This free week was a celebration for meeting one of our fundraising goals. The overall theme was non-WoT literary characters in an Ultimate Literary Showdown.
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Bel Tine
Brown Out
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Sunday
Luau
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Shaoman
Irritating Authors - Winner of Best Theme
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Feast of Lights
Grumpy Cat
Despite Feast of Lights being discontinued as an official holiday, the Browns decided to still change their sig banners this year.
2011
Bel Tine
Saldaean Milkmaids - Winner of Best Theme
The Saldaean Milkmaids and their wayward cows took over the Tower and threatened to blow it up unless they were awarded the Best Theme award. Luckily for the denizens of the Tower, the Browns won. No cows were hurt during this event.
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Sunday
Safari
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Shaoman
B-Movie Horror Fest
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Feast of Lights
Reading by Candlelight
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2010
Bel Tine
Botanical Lore
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Sunday
Sunbeams and Sunglasses - 2nd place, Best Theme
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After so much time in the Sun, the Browns were sunburned for a couple weeks.
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Shaoman
Zombies
A few were zombie hunters, but most of the Browns hungered for flesh... baby flesh!
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Feast of Lights
Rave - Winner of Best Theme
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2009
Valentine's Day
Romance Novels
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Shaoman
Cat Herd
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Feast of Lights
Candlelight
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2008
Shaoman
Literary Villains
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2007
Sunday
Shaoman
Off with Her Head!
Famous people who lost their heads ... or should have.
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2006
Feast of Lights
Ice Fairies
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2004
Feast of Lights
Happy Every Other Holiday
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